Bella
Relation To Me: Soul sister, her mom was named after my mom
Also Known As: B, Mrs. Horan, cousin
Can Be Found: At a One Direction concert, in the front row of a One Direction concert, sneaking onto One Direction's tour bus, being handled by One Direction's security, in her Eno, listening to music from a record player, in a minivan, listening to her mom talk about her "sweet angel baby", tweeting, or avoiding gluten
Special Talent: Makes excellent 'bread'
Christina
Relation To Me: We share two parents
Also Known As: Nina, Fire Breather, Nae, Jillianne's sister
Can Be Found: Carrying a wagon full of awards, on pointe, on a stage, not practicing piano, being sassy, lying on her bed, lying on the couch, in the passenger seat, eating (because she can), talking about the dream she had last night, wondering if there is a CableTwo since there is a CableOne, learning how blinds work, or being jealous of how amazing her sister is
Special Talent: Is able to turn a 2 second process into a 30 minute ordeal
Relation To Me: There's a 50/50 chance we have the same blood type
Also Known As: Tommy Boy, Mr. Tom
Can Be Found: On a plane, thinking of movie ideas, taking pictures of the food he eats, talking about the food he eats, in a Triathlon, listening to country music, on a conference call, watching The Sound of Music, or in a groupchat with my sister and me
Special Talent: Can kick the chain hanging from the ceiling fan
Graham
Relation To Me: Cousin, and fellow dragon owner
Also Known As: Grahamagin
Can Be Found: Georgetown, Brazil, sleeping on the floor, on a lacrosse field, in a Mario Party, watching Wes Anderson movies, tackling his brother, or in a cabbage patch with Jim Carrey
Special Talent: Picking up Photoshop as easily as change on the street
Jane Todd
Relation To Me: Enemy turned friend
Also Known As: The Todd, JT, Betz, Todd Meister, Plum
Can Be Found: Making out with her dog, leaving her purse in a dressing room, not paying for composition books, in her mom's office, listening to 90's punk music, with her brother, skinny dipping, in an Eno, taking bites out of a single piece of popcorn, life guarding, or flirting with anything that moves
Special Talent: Living life in slow motion
Logan
Relation To Me: Neighbor in Drawing 101, and "Significant Other"
Also Known As: Lo, Mr. Gravois, Jillianne's friend, Logi, Lovebug
Can Be Found: Eating a burger along with a slice of pizza and one of everything from the dessert counter, swimming in fountains, singing "along" to his gangsta rap, waiting for krunk juice, not paying for Spotify, wearing sunglasses indoors, not at breakfast, in Raising Cane's, looking for his student ID, covered in charcoal, refreshing his YikYak feed, with his phone in grayscale, flipping through vinyl records, avoiding ketchup like the plague, or holding my hand
Special Talent: One handed clapping
Madison
Relation To Me: Favorite Schloemer and Sarah Anne's sister
Also Known As: The middle child
Can Be Found: Skipping class, singing, burning people at the stake, baking, being afraid to bake, making sure her sister Hanna doesn't set the house on fire, watching Star Wars, collecting game and movie memorabilia, working on her blog, bathing her dog, playing with her cat, plucking out a song on the ukulele, driving a Corvette, or crafting
Special Talent: Imitations
Mike
Relation To Me: Football nemesis
Also Known As: The man who can always eat pizza
Can Be Found: In Arizona, on his phone, talking about the Sea Hawks, driving cross-country, fishing, boating, kayaking, with his children, in a sports bar, biking through the desert, or pacing
Special Talent: Sumo wrestling comes naturally to him
Mom
Relation To Me: Adopted me from a unicorn
Also Known As: Mama, Becky, Mom Beck
Can Be Found: Running the New York City Marathon, in a classroom, trying to find a suitable life partner, outrunning fourth graders while wearing a dress and high heels, asking me where I am, driving Christina places, dying her hair, on the phone, playing Candy Crush, watching an Al Pacino movie, wondering why we need food, not driving to the New Orleans airport, sleeping on a bench in Switzerland, or waking up at 5 in the morning to feed the cat
Special Talent: Vulcan hearing
Mrs. Baricev
Relation To Me: Grand Hotel comrad
Also Known As: Mama Bear
Can Be Found: Looking for her sons, with Steve and Belinda, not by the pool, riding a bike, crashing a wedding, wearing a bunny sweater, at tea time, talking to everyone, playing Bingo, wanting to kayak, walking like the Queen, or asking me about my face soap
Special Talent: Balancing 7 cookies on one small plate
Patrick
Relation To Me: We texted each other everyday when we were in high school together
Also Known As: Patty Cake
Can Be Found: In Disney World, playing League of Legions, eating, not worrying about his diabetes, sleeping, sending laughing emojis in sets of three, not kayaking, taking selfies, admiring certain people's eyelashes, singing into jars, drinking Diet Coke, strutting, or playing an overly flamboyant character
Special Talent: Can do an uncanny rendition of Sia's Chandelier
Sarah Anne
Relation To Me: She has been my most devoted friend since we were 12
Also Known As: SAS master, Sasquatch, Sae, Suran, Janet
Can Be Found: Volleying balls along with ideas around, programming, complaining about Chemistry, looking for snacks, explaining why a bag of chocolate chips is an appropriate snack, watching a movie filled with explosions, playing with her dog, with her sisters, procrastinating, sleeping, playing the piano, or getting arrested while wearing her uniform
Special Talent: Whistling (seriously, she can whistle anything)
Trea
Relation To Me: Survived high school, more or less together
Also Known As: Murray
Can Be Found: Making batteries out of potatoes, speeding, buying donuts, watching TED Talks, worrying about his hair, with his mom, making the best grades, being athletic in every way, in space, with a girl, or snapchatting
Special Talent: Can throw a hat on his head using his foot
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